Monthly Archives: October 2013

Blackberry : Insecure

TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS, PARTNERS AND FANS:

You’ve no doubt seen the headlines about BlackBerry®‎. You’re probably wondering what they mean for you as one of the tens of millions of users who count on BlackBerry every single day.

We have one important message for you:

YOU CAN CONTINUE TO COUNT ON BLACKBERRY.

How do we know? We have substantial cash on hand and a balance sheet that is debt free. We are restructuring with a goal to cut our expenses by 50 percent in order to run a very efficient, customer-oriented organization.

These are no doubt challenging times for us and we don’t underestimate the situation or ignore the challenges we are facing. We are making the difficult changes necessary to strengthen BlackBerry.

One thing we will never change is our commitment to those of you who helped build BlackBerry into the most trusted tool for the world’s business professional.

And speaking of those dramatic headlines, it’s important that we set the record straight on a few things.

BEST IN CLASS PRODUCTIVITY TOOL

We have completely revamped our device portfolio this year with the launch of BlackBerry® 10. We have four BlackBerry 10 devices – two all touch and two hybrid (touch and QWERTY) – and all are running the third update of our new platform. If what you care about most is getting things done – taking care of your business — we have the best range of devices for you. And we continue to offer the best mobile typing experience – no ifs, ands or buts about it.

BEST IN CLASS SECURITY

Governments all over the world, global corporations and businesses that simply cannot compromise on security choose and trust BlackBerry. Security is our heritage, and the industry recognizes that BlackBerry is the most secure when it comes to the device, server and, of course, our global data network. Have no doubt that you can continue to trust us to keep your communication safe and private.

BEST IN CLASS ENTERPRISE MOBILITY MANAGEMENT

We changed with the market, embracing BYOD because we understand that as iOS and Android™ devices become common in the workplace, businesses still need to manage all of these different platforms seamlessly and securely.

This is not a trivial task. While there are a number of startup companies that make bold claims, BlackBerry has more software engineers and the most resources dedicated to developing the most innovative solutions to address this complex challenge.

And our customers know it. Over the past quarter, our BlackBerry® Enterprise Service 10 server base grew from 19,000 to more than 25,000. Corporate clients are committed to deploying and testing the latest enterprise technology from BlackBerry. We are committed to evolving with our customers. That will never change.

BEST IN CLASS MOBILE SOCIAL NETWORK

We are bringing the most engaging mobile messaging platform to all, with our BBM™ launch for Android™ and iPhone. There are already around six million customers pre-registered to be notified of our roll out. This number is growing every day, and speaks to the tremendous opportunity we have to expand BBM beyond BlackBerry® smartphones to make it the world’s largest mobile social network.

Yes, there is a lot of competition out there and we know that BlackBerry is not for everyone. That’s OK. You have always known that BlackBerry is different, that BlackBerry can set you apart. Countless world-changing decisions have been finalized, deals closed and critical communications made via BlackBerry. And for many of you that created a bond, a connection that goes back more than a decade.

We believe in BlackBerry – our people, our technology and our ability to adapt. More importantly, we believe in you. We focus every day on what it takes to make sure that you can take care of business.

You trust your BlackBerry to deliver your most important messages, so trust us when we deliver one of our own: You can continue to count on us.

Sincerely,
The BlackBerry Team

Follow us @BlackBerry for our updates.

Love. @seritaro_

I dont think I’m gonna have Wedding Party!

Siang tadi baru saja membuat rancangan anggaran pernikahan. Man! Mahal banget yah.

Kalau nikah nya di gedung, wedding invitationnya 300 sehingga dana yg dikeluarkan kurang lebih minimal 80 juta. Kalau nikahnya di rumah, wedding invitationnya 600 (soalnya harus ngundang RT sebelah juga) sehingga dana yg dikeluarkan kurang lebih 70 juta.

Fantastic number!

Dan gue pun berpikir, ini gue yg mau nikah knp gue yang repot ya?
Sebetulnya apa sih makna dari wedding party itu? Untuk apa ada wedding party?

Selama gue dateng ke wedding party, ritualnya gitu2 aja. Dateng, kasih angpau atau kado, kasih selamat ke mempelai, ngabisin buffet, pamit, pulang. That’s it! Ya kalau yang kita dtgin partynya itu orgnya cukup dekat, bisalah kita say Hi dulu di ruang dandannya. Tapi kalau ga terlalu kenal ya sudah. Begitu2 aja.

Such a wasted of money ga sih ngeluarin uang hampir 100 juta hanya untuk ritual sederhana begitu?

Setau gue, dulu itu knp harus ada wedding party ya supaya org2 tau kalau si mempelai ini udah menikah. Jadi kalau tinggal bareng ga digrebek deh. Trus kalau hamil ga dibilangin hamil di luar nikah.
Kalau esensinya se simpel itu, gampang dong. Tinggal aja gitu buat pemberitahuan lewat fb twitter path or whatever it is “Hey! I’m married with si Anu loh. Jadi jangan grebek kita ya kalau kita lagi mojok!” Atau bisa as simple ganti status relationship di fb menjadi Married with xxxx.

Tapi kan enggak begitu.

Wedding party ini udah jadi semacam gengsi gitu. Inget party nya sih anaknya Bakrie yang katanya uangnya abis Milyaran?

Tapi once again, untuk apa sih kita adain wedding party? Wedding party itu seharusnya bagaimana? To be honest, gue sih ga rela ngeluarin uang hampir 100 juta cuma buat acara sehari aja. Better gue beli rumah deh!

Jadi inget satu episode di Sex And The City dimana Miranda akhirnya settled down sama pacarnya. Dia menikah di satu taman. Ga ada pesta, cuma pemberkatan dari pendetanya. Orang2 yang dateng juga cuma org2 terdekat mereka aja. Sederhana dan personal banget.

Nah, mungkin gak sih gue cuma ngadain wedding party di KUA aja? Cuma dinikahkan sama ustadz di depan para saksi. Terus makan2 bentar. Asal jangan dianggap hamil di luar nikah aja.

It’s not only about the budget, but it also about the objective, the essential.
We should not waste our money for something less meaningful.

Love. @seritaro_

poor medicine

My boss is kind of people who will not bother her illness until she really can’t get up from bed. She will come to office though she sick, unless her sickness make her dying. Literally.

And I feel so ashame if I absent just because faringitis or influenza strike me.
Even though those sickness is literally killing me. Mix of fever, sore throat, dizzy and stomach cramp. I obviously can’t bear that!! I even lost my appetite!

So, yesterday I finally search for cold medicine. (FYI, I almost never have medicine in my life!!).

This medicine I took is mix of Paracetamol, PPA, GG and CTM. Within 15 minutes my fever start to chillin down. Within 30 minutes I felt like my heart bouncing to random dirrection. I though it beat almost 100 times per minute. I can’t sleep. I’m afraid if I’m having heart attack.

I try to calm my self down by doing yoga breathing. It worked.

This is what I hate about medicine. Medicine would not cure your illness, it relieve your illness symptom. Even worse, it will cause incovinience adverse effect.
If you see warning inside cold medicine package, there are a lot of creepy warning.

That’s why I avoid to take medicine.
I will never ever take any cold medicine!

Love. @seritaro_

My Best Accomplishment!

Sore ini diajak jalan2 sama mba bos dan temen2 se tim. biasa deh, anak pinggiran kalau jalan-jalan ya ke MKG deh.
Awalnya ragu, karena dari kemarin OCD gagal terus x_x. Masa sih OCD nya gagal lagi hari ini 😦

Tapi kok ya se tim perginya, aku masa ga ikut :(. Yaudah dengan tekad bulat gue ikut bareng tapi nanti pas bagian makan guenya balik. Tahan tahan.

Perutnya udh keroncongan dari tadi sore.

Trus masalah kedua, gue yang namanya k Mall pasti belanja. Apa aja di beli. Celana dalem, bra, tas, sepatu, baju. Aduh konsumtif bgt deh. Akhirnya gaji gue abis buat yg beegitu2 aja. Dan setlah dibeli mostly nyesel krn ga sebagus pas dipajang -_-. Tapi gue udh betekad utk berubah. Ga boleh konsumtif. Tahan tahan.

Tantangan pertama adalah VNC. Di VNC itu tas dan sepatunya lucu2 tapi harganya masih reasonable. Ada sih nemu yang lucu. Tapi tetep terus sugesti diri kalau itu ga bagus. Jadi lolos nih tantangan VNC. Nah, pas ke Sogo, lagi pada diskoooonnn!!! Huaaaahhhh. Hampirr aja gelap mata. Tapi untung kaki gue udah cape jalan, dan pas bgt lagi pake sepatu yg ribet. Jadi males deh utk nyoba2 sepatu.

Demi menahan hawa nafsu belanja,gue akhirnya ikutan nemenin temen gue yg cowok utk liat2.
Tantangan belanja pun lewat!!

Nah tiba lah tantangan terakhir, yang paling sulit yaitu MAKAN!!
Si mba bos ngajak makan di RICE BOWL. Alamak, rice bowl itu kan nasi hainam nya juara bgt! Mau bgt ikutan makan:9, tapi gue tetep mensugesti diri gue bahwa itu ga baik. Nanti gue khilaf. Terakhir makan di rice bowl gue makan sampe 3 mangkok!! Bayangkan!

Dengan berat hati gue berpisah dengan rekan2 setim gue.

Dan jadilah gue di sini, di angkot. Senyum2 blogging. Gue bangga sama diri gue. This is the best accomplishment I’ve ever had.

Hmmm

Lontong sayur enak nih

Love. @seritaro_

This is the reason why i never keep my old friend

Old Friend : a person you used to know, exist in your social media, who will pretend you’re invisible in daily basis, but will post negative comment for you every time you make mistake. #urbandictionary

Old Friend : too far to care, close enough to judge #urbandictionary

I have posted so many story of my life. I have new job. My dad’s died. My wedding being canceled. None of those story were commented from my old ‘friend’. Even when my father died, I have almost zero condolence from them who told themselves as my ‘old friend’.

But, every time I posted my ‘new picture’ I always get negative comments. Judgemental comment. For God Sake, that’s not even a naked photograph!

And I just feel like where the hell are you? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ‘FRIEND’?!

Most of people only care for people’s mistake. They will be there watching you falling. Pointing their fucking finger at you. But, when you need helps, they will pretend as you’re invisible. Yeah you know, Old Friend. This is the reason why I never keep my ‘old friend’ close to mine.

Love. @seritaro_

Gravity : More than 10m/s

rate ****

It’s a good movie. The plot is thrilling since very beginning. Mix of deadly silence and big bang sound effect is perfectly genius. Though it’s not thrilling as Argo, the thrill could make you feel tired like you’ve been running 10 km.

The idea is so simple : What if you trapped at outer space, there’s no gravity. How would you save your self. The only bad things in this movie is too much Coincidence which made it little bit un natural. Most of story told us about a bad day of Sandra Bullock, where in every scene she had to face bad luck. But still she find the way home to mother earth.

What makes this movie is so unique is the camera is rolling, it rarely stick in straight position. Extremely beautiful view up above earth makes this movie even more interesting.

Wisdom beneath this story is so deep. How we should thank God for gravity, oxygen and atmosphere existence. Without it we probably have died in space.

It’s worth the wait 😀

Love. @seritaro_

I don’t care if you are decayed and mouldy cheese, No matter diarrhea will strike me everyday. I will keep eating you. Because you’re the only cheese that I have. And I am too afraid to find another cheese. I am afraid if I will find the same cheese just like you. Decayed and Mouldy.

Inspired by “Who Moved My Cheese”